Purple Lumpy Chick


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20 year old Fat lassy. I'm a cutie with a bootie.

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Anonymous Asked: Hey Fran, How can I avoid the tiny holes that appear after shaving legs? What type of razor would you recommend?

heyfranhey:

Hey :)

Ahhh, yes. Strawberry legs! I usually pour some dark brown sugar (it’s usually covered in molasses, making the grains moist and less harsh for those with sensitive skin) into some coconut oil. I then rub my legs down with the mixture to soften and exfoliate the skin. This will also loosen up the hair at the root, so when you start shaving, it will give you a higher and cleaner cut. The spots won’t disappear completely (you’re better off waxing!) but it most definitely helps minimize the appearance over time. Essentially, keeping your legs moisturized daily and exfoliated before shaving is key!

P.S. I don’t have specific razors I recommend but make sure to not use the same one over and over again. That build up of bacteria and dirt actually makes the “dots” darker. Hope that helps!

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